Unfortunately, I have no idea at all what to do with this large amount of wealth I had recently acquired, and my brand new lawyer advised me to liquify all my assets and convert them into ISK, which I did. Although it did not really solve the problem, as now I only have even more ISK, which I can never realistically spend myself. Fortunately for you, the reader, I have come up with a solution.
As the patron saint of the Idama and Intaki, I have set up an ISK quintupling service. The concept is simple, you transfer me a specific amount of ISK, which I will quintuple in size and transfer back to you. I only accept specific amounts, which are the following:
Give me one million ISK, and I give back five million ISK.
Give me five million ISK, and I give back 25 million ISK.
Give me 10 million ISK, and I give back 50 million ISK.
Give me 100 million ISK, and I give back 500 million ISK.
I have also set up a "Bonus Challenge" for those who wish to have their wealth decupled(ten times as much) and all your assets doubled! The only requirements is that you contract me all your assets and wealth, and you will be given a series of challenges. These challenges remain a secret until you enter the Bonus Round and change according to the contender. Losing the challenges means you lose all your assets and wealth.
For those wishing to enter the Bonus Round or have their ISK quintupled, please contact me through the Neocom to negotiate the contracts and have the transfers sorted out. All complaints regarding the service should be forwarded to my lawyer Aldant Nardieu.
I wish you a pleasant April 1st.
ཟར༴ཐ٦ཡཐ༴ འཤན༴བ བ༴ཏ༴མ༴ར٦ ٦ནད༴བ٦ ༴འ٦٦ད ན٦བ༴༴ٲ